Our little narc

An actual email bouncing around the household:

From: Liam McDougal
Date: Sep 18, 2007 4:01 PM
Subject: Meg chewing
To: Cindy McDougal
Dear Mom, Meg was chewing on her ponytail holder and now it is all
slobbery.From,Liam

Couple of thoughts:

1. The boy is 8, and he's emailing tips to his mother?
2. Slobbery?
3. Where was Meg while he was composing this bit of prosecution?
   
4. Why didn't he CC his Daddy???