Nuke The Sight From Orbit

I was joking the other day when I suggested we nuke the remains of the Deepwater Horizon from orbit. But then a friend of mine said that the Russian have used nukes to seal leaks on several occasions.

The theory is that the blast shifts the sea floor and/or fuses the mud and rock, preventing uncontrolled oil from escaping into the water.

The traditional methods aren't working. Time for the non-traditional.

I'd also like to suggest we use our Earthquake weapon to seal the leak.

Or find a way for HAARP to fix it.