Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Cursed By Cheese

Cindy's woe of the day: her belly is bloated. It don't feel pretty, either.

The story goes: She made a turkey and cheese sammich for lunch. Took a bite. It tasted funny. Took another bite. It smelled funny, too. Took a third bite. Still tasted and smelled bad. So she threw it in the trash. Came home, checked the label on the Swiss: expired in January.

Now her belly is cursed by cheese.

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