Wax Job

Cindy's feet are tormenting her. To extract revenge, she dips them in molten paraffin wax.

Of course it is too hot. And I get drafted. Enlisted to splash liquid paraffin on top of each foot. And on her heel.

Multiple locations for the wax means I dip like six or ten times before she's coated. By the time both feet are done, I'm coated, too.

She gets softer feet. I get four fingers.