Tuesday, February 05, 2008

MOVIE: Transporter 2

Blockbuster should have thrown this steamer into the bag with my paid-for movies, for free. It's a 90 minute car commercial inter-spaced with a couple of shabby gun fights, a couple of really unbelievable fist fights.

Bad writing. Bad effects. Bad acting. Unbelievable plot.

The only 8 seconds of non-merde material in this entire movie was the brief scene where Popstar Pink is mostly naked and entirely drenched, walking through some flames carrying a couple of silenced pistols. (Let's have an entire movie based on that!) The rest of Transport 2 should have never seen the light of day.

I'd rather get an un-sedated vasectomy at the hand of the resurrected corpse of Katharine Hepburn than have to suffer through a repeat of this flick. I may already be sterile by having watched the whole thing.
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