Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Diebold spoils the election

Makers of the controversial voting machines, Diebold spilled the beans six months too early. A minor computer glitch in their voiting software accidentally released the November results of the 2008 Presidential election, today.

Many people won't be able to enjoy the mock election, now. They'll have to resort to other shams like Survivor, American Idol, and the Brittany Spears custody battle.

I, for one, look forward to the punishment our Shadowy Puppet Masters have in store for Diebold. Won't be long until they get sold to a new set of masters. News footage of the leak available below.

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